1. You cannot lose sight of your carryon luggage for even a second. I can't tell you how much I want to put my backpack down. I really, really want to put my backpack down. What did I pack in here, the Statue of Liberty?
2. There's often nowhere to sit, and never anywhere comfortable.
3. Everything is so expensive. Don't you think a kiosk selling bottled water for $1 would sell more than twice the kiosk that charges $2? Hah.. is it even possible to find water for as cheap as $2 in an airport?
4. Everything is sterile in appearance and probably seething with germs. Not that I care, of course.
5. You can't trust anyone. Trust is un-american!
6. Those competing PA announcements could drive anyone mad.
7. Anticipation of the inhumane torture that awaits in the air.
8. I'm sure there's plenty that I forgot.
Dear Charlie,
ReplyDeleteThis should read 'SIGN OF THE TIMES AND IT CAN ONLY GET WORSE'.
Bob L.